Month: June 2020

Is there a difference between Donald Trump and the noise my butt made into the toilet this morning? It’s hard to tell these days since they’re loud, stink, lack both coherence and substance while portending a future where I’ll be shaking my head in disgust. When the President of the Unites States enthusiastically justifies the…

I grew up with cops. My dad was a cop, my uncles were cops, my other “uncles” that weren’t blood related were cops, the guys on their softball teams that I hung out with eating hotdogs as a 6 year old were cops, and now my cousins are cops. I’ve never been afraid when I…